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Real Retro Playa
Somewhere between casual and unhealthy. Mostly Captain Commando lately.
Your climb — every rung is real play
How to Increase My Play Value
- +100Full web game session
- +200Mini App game session
- +1,000Install the desktop app
- +200Review a game (20+ characters)
- +300Upload a gameplay video (1 min+)
- +200Win an online versus match
- +10,000Invite a friend who goes Premium
Every 5,000 points = $3.00 of tournament value. “the more you play, the more you can get paid”
Points accrue for Premium members only — a regular account keeps a player page but earns nothing.
Upgrade to Premium MemberFavorite Games
Highest Competitive Score
- Captain Commando Arcade 391,400 #1 of 1
Fastest Speedruns
No timed runs yet — finish a timed run and it lands here with its sitewide position.
Cash Tournaments What Premium players do with tournaments
Skill tournaments with staked Retro Player Points — entry pools from 5,000 up to 100,000 points, single elimination, winner takes the whole pool. Every 5,000 points is $3.00 of tournament value.
“the more you play, the more you can get paid”
Creating and entering cash tournaments is a Premium member function — a regular account can watch the boards fill, but can't stake, enter, or win the pool.
Upgrade to Premium MemberTournament Replays
Tournament replays are a Premium member function — your runs, on tape, for the whole club to study.
Upgrade to Premium MemberVersus Record
Online versus is a Premium member function — challenge friends with an invite link and bank +200 points per win.
Upgrade to Premium MemberInvite a Friend
The friend-invite program is a Premium member function: your personal link pays 10,000 Retro Player Points when an invited friend goes Premium.
Upgrade to Premium MemberPlayer Uploaded Gameplay Videos
Uploading gameplay videos is a Premium member function — +300 points per published clip, one minute or more, tagged for discovery automatically.
Upgrade to Premium MemberRank History
- Real Retro Playa 10,844 pts
- Retrodet 6,767 pts